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cloud sex sand

Thu Jul 30, 2009, 8:42 PM
  • Mood: Sweet
  • Watching: the snuggee commercial
  • Eating: left over poptarts
  • Drinking: diet coke
I have found something better then heaven. It's called called cloud sand. Thats not the real name for it but it's pure white and feels just like clouds. My friend nicole and I were driving, and we stumbled acroos a beach pond thing. And the sand was like carpet. Honestly the second i took my flip flops off i was in heaven. I started rolling around on the sand like a effing tard but it was almost ORGASMIC!!! I kid you not, go find some white cloud sand and roll around!

[xxmyxmcrxromancexx is not responsible for the the trouble you might get in for trying to pleasure yourself with sand. It may be worth it but honestly please get freaky deaky the responsible way.]

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